Pregnancy woes

Entering into my 3rd trimester I have discovered a few things. I feel like a whale, when I lay on my back it feels like an elephant is sitting on me, and apparently my son doesn't like it when I lay on either of my sides. I have never had to go to the restroom this much. My poor husband, bless his heart has been such a trooper putting up with me and my hysterical mood swings and crazy cravings. If y'all have any funny or crazy pregnancy stories I would love to hear about them.